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GIRL CRUSHING ON TINA FEY

MAY 17TH, 2011

GIRL CRUSHING ON TINA FEY

Tina Fey released a hilarious tell-all memoir, Bossypants, full of witty self-deprecation and helpful advice on everything from surviving adolescence to being the boss lady. We could go on and on, but here are five things we learnt from our imaginary BFF Tina.

1. Your awkward teenage years will inevitably turn into awkward adult years. Embrace it!
2. It might be possible to have “bad nail beds,” although no one really knows what this means. “Lunch lady arms,” on the other hand, we totally understand.
3. Avoid cruise ships at all costs. This also means that we should also try and avoid marrying a man with a fear of flying.
4. Boys are gross. And they sometimes pee in jars. Enough said.
5. Turning forty means that we can take off our pants as soon as we get home. We really look forward to that. —AG

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